More tranny stories later!
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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