Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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