Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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