I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
my god I love twenty year old dicks
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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