We won't sleep together?
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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