There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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