If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
420 ftw
i need an iv and a liver transplant
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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