But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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