I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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