Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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