so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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