So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Randomize
