Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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