Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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