if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
