Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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