i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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