Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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