Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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