it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
where does the pee come out of this thing
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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