and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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