I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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