She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Dear god my vagina.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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