FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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