My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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