I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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