brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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