I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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