Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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