I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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