i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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