If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
the raccoons are back...
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