My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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