just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I have feelings that need drinking.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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