she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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