On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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