Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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