? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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