I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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