Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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