She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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