we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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