How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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