Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
