I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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