He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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