Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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