Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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