so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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