just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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