is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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