I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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