theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I will be naked everywhere
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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