he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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