sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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