Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
i need some magic done to my vagina
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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